Toilet Paper And The Coming Apocalypse

Back in AD 600 in China toilet paper
came with writing ones thoughts on.

Pioneers used corn cobs and husks
to wipe with but hay,grass and sand
did the trick.

Fast forward to 1857 in New York
Joseph Gayetty invented the first
modern TP with medicated paper 
with Aloe and 500 sheets sold for 50cents.

70% of the world does not use toilet
paper but instead uses Bidet showers
also known as bum guns.

Early man used what was around at
the time but Romans used  sponges
on sticks called Tensorium or 
wiping thing.

During the Pandemic due to panic
buying the industry couldnt keep
up and pulp mills closed due to costs
which resulted in a shortage and 
increase of cost.

90% of all the TP in the world is 
made in America and pupl mills
are running around the clock to keep up.

One tree makes 1500 rolls of the white
stuff and depending on how fluffy you
like it it could cost more.

Scott Toilet paper is 1000 sheets per
roll and an average is 48 rolls of it 
per year here at the cabin.

If its fluffy or extra fluffy youll
pay more and use more.
Remember trees take time to grow
and one day we will run out of
trees then its down to making it
from scrap lumber.


Peace, BigT